Sometimes the most supportive thing you can say is also the most honest.
This Snarky Breakup & Divorce Card offers the perfect blend of sympathy and humor with the message:
“He was kind of a dick anyway.”
Designed for friends who need a laugh after a breakup, divorce, or relationship drama, this card delivers comfort with a little sass. Because sometimes healing starts with acknowledging the obvious.
Blank inside so you can add your own supportive message, encouragement, or a reminder that better things (and better people) are ahead.
Card Details • Text: He was kind of a dick anyway. • Inside: Blank • Size: A2 (4.25" × 5.5") • Printed on 100 lb Lynx cover uncoated cardstock
Included • Kraft envelope • Card and envelope packaged in a protective cello sleeve
Perfect For • Breakups • Divorce support • Friendship encouragement • Snarky sympathy cards
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