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He Was Kind of a Dick Anyway Funny Breakup Card

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Sometimes the most supportive thing you can say is also the most honest.

This Snarky Breakup & Divorce Card offers the perfect blend of sympathy and humor with the message:

“He was kind of a dick anyway.”

Designed for friends who need a laugh after a breakup, divorce, or relationship drama, this card delivers comfort with a little sass. Because sometimes healing starts with acknowledging the obvious.

Blank inside so you can add your own supportive message, encouragement, or a reminder that better things (and better people) are ahead.


Card Details
• Text: He was kind of a dick anyway.
• Inside: Blank
• Size: A2 (4.25" × 5.5")
• Printed on 100 lb Lynx cover uncoated cardstock

Included
• Kraft envelope
• Card and envelope packaged in a protective cello sleeve


Perfect For
• Breakups
• Divorce support
• Friendship encouragement
• Snarky sympathy cards

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