Grocery Store Music Birthday Card

Nothing hits harder than hearing your favorite song while buying produce. This nostalgic birthday card captures that “oh no” moment of aging with humor and honesty. Perfect for millennials, music lovers, and anyone quietly spiraling in aisle five.

Message: Welcome to the age where your favorite music plays unironically in the grocery store.

The card is locally printed in Maryland, so your purchase supports two small businesses!

• Blank inside
• A2 folded card (4.25" x 5.5")
• Includes coordinating envelope