Goated Little Chupacabra Mug

Her name literally means goat-sucker, she has the spinal spikes and forked tongue to prove it, and she is, by every available metric, the greatest of all time. This little Chupacabra prowls across your mug on four clawed feet, amber eyes glinting, absolutely certain of her own legend. Turn her around and the title goes up the back in rust-orange letters: GOATED. She earned it. Ask the goats.

Original art drawn by hand, printed to stay put wash after wash. Spiny little legend from across the room, undefeated the second someone reads the back.