Funny Grumpy Dog Sticker | Dog Mom Humor Vinyl Decal | Pet Attitude Sticker “How to Get Treats” | Bookish Dog Lover Gift | 2” or 3”

Meet your new favorite attitude-packed pup.

This funny grumpy dog sticker features an unimpressed dog reading “How to Be an Asshole and Still Get Treats” — the most accurate manual ever written for our furry little gremlins.

Perfect for dog moms, book lovers with a sense of humor, laptop decorators, Kindle girlies, water bottle collectors, and anyone who appreciates mildly unhinged pet behavior.

⭐ DETAILS

• Clear vinyl – water-resistant & long-lasting

• Available in 2” or 3”

• Perfect for laptops, Kindles, water bottles, journals, tablets, and more

• Crisp colors + smooth die-cut finish

⭐ GREAT FOR

• Dog moms

• Pet parents with chaotic pets

• Book lovers

• Funny gift add-ons

• Sticker collectors

• People who deeply relate to “asshole energy but still adorable”

Shipping Note: Most small orders are shipped via USPS First-Class Mail using stamped letter postage. Tracking is not available for these orders. Please allow 10 business days from the shipping date before contacting us about a delayed order.