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Funny Cthulhu Mom Card – Nerdy Mother’s Day Card

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$5.00
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Product Description
Because nothing says motherhood like ancient, all-powerful devotion… with a hint of chaos.

This adorable (and slightly terrifying) Cthulhu mom and baby card is perfect for the nerdy mom who appreciates a little dark humor with her love. Sweet, strange, and unforgettable—it’s a Mother’s Day card that actually stands out.

Perfect for moms who love horror, books, or just embracing their full, powerful, slightly intimidating energy.

Card Details:

  • Printed on 110lb matte cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Includes envelope (easy peel & press seal)
  • Packaged individually in a clear cellophane sleeve

Featuring the message:
“Like Cthulhu, a mother’s love is eternal, wise, and terrifying when awoken.”

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