• Feminist hidden profanity gothic rose serving platter on white background with decorative stars showing full oval shape and dark floral pattern
  • Close-up design detail of feminist hidden profanity serving platter showing hand drawn roses in black white and gray with hand lettered banners reading protest phrases in tattoo style script
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  • Person in cream sweater holding feminist hidden profanity gothic rose serving platter against warm wood background
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  • Feminist hidden profanity serving platter loaded with charcuterie spread including cheese salami crackers and herbs showing gothic rose pattern on white table
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Dubious Doodles

Feminist Serving Platter, Hidden Profanity Gothic Rose

$47.99
$47.99

This feminist serving platter looks like dark, moody floral art — until your guests lean in. Then the hand-lettered banners winding through the roses start to resolve: “Fuck the Patriarchy.” “Fuck ICE.” “Fuck Fascism.” “Fuck Trump.” Four statements, tucked into a dense black-and-white gothic rose pattern, hiding in plain sight on a 10×14” oval platter.

You could set out crackers and cheese on something beige. Or you could let the appetizer course make a statement before anyone even sits down.

More Information

Design Details
• Hand-drawn repeating pattern of stylized roses in black, charcoal, gray, and white with curving stems and leaves filling the entire surface
• Tattoo-style ribbon banners with hand-lettered profanity woven between the florals — ornate vintage script with flourishes
• All-over grayscale palette: stark white roses pop against deep black ground, with mid-tone grays adding depth
• From a distance it reads as elegant dark cottagecore floral; up close it reads as a political statement

Perfect For
• Hosting dinner parties where the platter says what you’re all thinking
• The friend whose charcuterie boards already have a political edge
• A housewarming gift that doubles as a declaration
• Anyone who wants their entertaining to come with a backbone

Materials & Care
10x14" serving platter manufactured from revolutionary polymer that is:
• Microwave Safe
• Oven Safe (250° up to 1 hour)
• Dishwasher Safe
• CPSC-Certified
• FDA-Compliant for food contact
• 100% Made in the USA
• Non-toxic water based dyes
• Durable Finish
• Unbreakable

Shipping & Returns
Shipping
• Ships from Chicago - UPS does the first half then USPS will deliver)
• Item ships 5 to 7 days AFTER you place your order (this is the time it takes to produce the platter)

Returns
• Returns are only accepted on damaged or incorrect products.
• You have 20 days after your order is delivered to contact dubious doodles and ask for a return.
Feminist hidden profanity gothic rose serving platter on white background with decorative stars showing full oval shape and dark floral pattern
Close-up design detail of feminist hidden profanity serving platter showing hand drawn roses in black white and gray with hand lettered banners reading protest phrases in tattoo style script
Feminist hidden profanity serving platter showing 10 by 14 inch dimensions with size measurements labeled one size
Front and back view of feminist hidden profanity serving platter showing gothic rose pattern on face and clean white reverse side
Person in black shirt holding feminist hidden profanity serving platter showing black and white gothic rose pattern with hand lettered banners on warm wood surface
Person in cream sweater holding feminist hidden profanity serving platter showing dark gothic rose repeat pattern in white kitchen
Person in cream sweater holding feminist hidden profanity serving platter showing dark gothic rose repeat pattern in white kitchen
Person in cream sweater holding feminist hidden profanity gothic rose serving platter against warm wood background
Person in blue shirt holding feminist hidden profanity serving platter with stuffed mushrooms near microwave showing microwave safe feature
Overhead view of feminist hidden profanity serving platter with slice of cake showing dark gothic rose pattern with protest banners held from above on cream surface
Feminist hidden profanity serving platter being placed into dishwasher rack showing dishwasher safe feature with gothic rose pattern
Feminist hidden profanity serving platter loaded with charcuterie spread including cheese salami crackers and herbs showing gothic rose pattern on white table
Product details card for feminist hidden profanity serving platter showing specs including 10x14 inch size polymer construction microwave safe oven safe dishwasher safe CPSC certified FDA compliant made in USA
Beagle wearing a tie-dye bandana that says "Equal Rights or Bites".

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