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Father's Day Promise Card

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$5.50
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$5.50

This snarky Father’s Day card comes with built-in checkboxes for all the things you promise not to do—for one whole day. No making fun of his dad jokes. No asking for money. No judging his questionable fashion or "tech skills." 

Message: Happy Father's Day! I promise not to:

  • Make fun of your dad jokes.
  • Interrupt your nap.
  • Call you out for your 'tech' difficulties.
  • Ask you for money.
  • Judge your questionable fashion.
  • Complain about the TV

The card is locally printed in Maryland, so your purchase supports two small businesses!

  • Blank inside
  • A2 folded card (4.25" x 5.5")
  • Includes coordinating envelope
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Beagle wearing a tie-dye bandana that says "Equal Rights or Bites".

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