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Emmett's Life Advice

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Kids really do say the wildest things. This one came straight from Emmett, age eight, who clearly thinks the adults should have life figured out by now. A little reminder that wisdom doesn’t always come with wrinkles.

Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or your favorite coworker who still asks how to convert a PDF.

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Beagle wearing a tie-dye bandana that says "Equal Rights or Bites".

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