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Dumpster Fire Timeline Love & Friendship Greeting Card

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Acknowledge the absurdity of it all with this A2 greeting card. Featuring a memorable illustration of a dumpster fire and the relatable message: "This timeline is a dumpster fire... but at least I have you." Sometimes, all you can do is laugh (and appreciate good company). Blank inside for your personal message.

Dumpster Fire Timeline Love & Friendship Greeting Card
Dumpster Fire Timeline Love & Friendship Greeting Card
Dumpster Fire Timeline Love & Friendship Greeting Card
Dumpster Fire Timeline Love & Friendship Greeting Card
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