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" Don't be a Douche Canoe"

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This is the nicest way to tell someone to stop being an asshole .

?Don’t be a Douche Canoe???

Approx. 2×2.50″
White Background
Gloss Finish
Water Resistant

This sticker combines the vintage charm of the past with a modern touch of snark.

Custom sizes and finishes are available for all designs. Feel free to contact me if you prefer a different size or finish option.

" Don&
Beagle wearing a tie-dye bandana that says "Equal Rights or Bites".

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