Domestic Zombie Toile Mug, Neon Cyan

Some people entertain. You reanimate. By the fourth hour the pulse is optional, the candles are lit, the table looks incredible, and no guest suspects the woman who greeted them at the door has been running on caffeine and bone since Tuesday. A zombie toile mug is the least you have earned.

Toile was invented to tell a flattering story about domestic life. This one is hand-drawn, and nobody in it made it out alive.