Domestic Zombie Portrait Gallery Mug, Neon Green

Every single person on this wall looks like they are coming down with something, and none of it is the painter’s fault. The matriarch has been off her food since 1873. The gentleman is holding it together beautifully. This green portrait mug hangs the whole family exactly as they were, which is to say not well.

Victorian painters mixed their greens with arsenic, then hung the results in the parlor. Every line of this one is hand-drawn, and the family finally matches the paint.