Domestic Zombie Icons Mug, Neon Green

Nobody has ever described you as restful. You are the friend people text at eleven at night because you're up and you're ready to call them on their bullshit. Somewhere along the way the kitchen started to match, and now every cabinet has an opinion. This toxic green goth mug is not going to talk you down. Other people decorate to a mood board. You decorate to a warning label.

The Victorians had a green like this one. Theirs was made with arsenic, it went into the wallpaper and the ballgowns, and they kept wearing it long after they knew.