Dinosaur Birthday Card

This funny card lovingly roasts aging with blunt humor and zero sympathy. Because age is just a number… a really big one.

Message: Congrats On Being Born a Long Ass Time Ago

The card is locally printed in Maryland, so your purchase supports two small businesses!

• Blank inside
• A2 folded card (4.25" x 5.5")
• Includes coordinating envelope