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Ding Dong! Champagne / Wine Label for When It Happens

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Some bottles are saved for special occasions. Others are saved for the moment.

This cheeky champagne or wine bottle label is made for celebrations that require a little extra dramatic flair. Just add it to your favorite bottle and keep it chilled until the time arrives.

Label reads:

Ding Dong!
Brut Relief

“Bottled in anticipation.
Uncork when the era officially expires.
May cause spontaneous cheering, dramatic sighs, and receipts being pulled. Serve cold. Toast loudly.”

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Ding Dong! Champagne / Wine Label for When It Happens
Ding Dong! Champagne / Wine Label for When It Happens
Ding Dong! Champagne / Wine Label for When It Happens
Ding Dong! Champagne / Wine Label for When It Happens
Ding Dong! Champagne / Wine Label for When It Happens
Ding Dong! Champagne / Wine Label for When It Happens
Ding Dong! Champagne / Wine Label for When It Happens
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