Dark Romance Boyfriend Card | Smutty Love Story Card
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For the reader who fell hard for fictional men before real life caught up, this dark romance greeting card is the perfect mix of humor and heat. Featuring a playful book cover design that reads “A Very Smutty Love Story” and addressed to your real-life dark romance boyfriend, this card is ideal for anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, or anytime you want to remind your partner they’ve met the impossible standard: the fictional book boyfriend.
Printed on thick, high-quality cardstock with a blank interior, this card leaves plenty of room for your own sweet—or spicy—message.
Perfect for romance readers, bookish couples, and anyone who understands the power of a morally gray fictional man.
Details:
• A2 greeting card (5.5" x 4.25")
• Printed on 100lb heavy bright white matte cardstock
• Blank inside for your personal message
• Includes kraft envelope
• Designed by Tyler Jones
• Printed and packaged in Maryland, USA
• Colors may vary slightly depending on screen settings
A must-have card for romance readers whose expectations were absolutely ruined by fictional men.
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