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Could Have Been Worse Funny Encouragement Greeting Card

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Sometimes people try to comfort you… and somehow make it worse.

This brutally honest encouragement card is perfect for friends who appreciate humor over sugarcoating. Featuring the message:

“I hate when people say, ‘it could have been worse.’ It’s like, no shit, bitch. It could have been better too.”

Perfect for breakups, bad days, tough weeks, or anytime someone needs solidarity instead of clichés. Because sometimes the best support is simply acknowledging that yes, things suck.

Blank inside so you can add your own supportive, sarcastic, or heartfelt message.

Product Details

  • Front reads: I hate when people say, “it could have been worse.” It’s like, no shit, bitch. It could have been better too.
  • Size: A2 (5.5" x 4.25")
  • Blank inside for your personal message
  • Printed on heavy textured linen paper
  • Includes brown kraft envelope
  • Packaged in a clear protective cello sleeve
  • Made in Ridgefield, Washington

Perfect for encouragement, get well wishes, breakups, job stress, or just sending a friend some real-talk support.

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