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BITCH Notepad Sticker | Funny Glitter Vinyl Sticker

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$3.99
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A wholesome little affirmation exercise. Nothing suspicious happening here. 💕✨

The BITCH Notepad Sticker looks like a sweet handwritten list of positive qualities: Beautiful. Imaginative. Thankful. Charming. Headstrong. Read those highlighted first letters again, though, and suddenly this adorable pink notepad has a little more personality.

Finished with a glitter protective laminate, this is the perfect combination of cute stationery aesthetic and sneaky profanity. From a distance? Precious. Up close? Even better.

✨ Why You'll Love It

  • Clever acrostic design spells “BITCH”
  • Features the affirmations Beautiful, Imaginative, Thankful, Charming, and Headstrong
  • Cute pink notepad artwork with a flower paperclip detail
  • Glitter laminate adds extra sparkle
  • Waterproof for decorating everyday items
  • Equal parts sweet, sarcastic, and delightfully inappropriate

📌 Product Details

  • Measures approximately 2.03" x 2.75"
  • Waterproof matte vinyl sticker paper
  • Glitter protective laminate
  • High-quality matte sticker paper
  • Laminate finish helps protect against scratches, water, wear, and tear
  • Finished with a glitter laminate

💖 Perfect For

  • sarcastic sticker collectors
  • dark humor lovers
  • sweary stationery fans
  • bookish babes with questionable language
  • laptops and iPads
  • Kindles and e-readers
  • notebooks and planners
  • phones and phone cases
  • water bottles
  • coolers and fridges
  • funny gifts for friends

Product Features

💕 Positive Affirmations Only: Beautiful! Imaginative! Thankful! Charming! Headstrong! See? Completely wholesome.

✨ Read the Fine Print: Or, in this case, perhaps just read vertically.

🌸 Sweet on the Surface: Pink stationery, a little flower, pretty lettering... absolutely nothing to see here.

😇 Plausible Deniability Included: “What? It’s just a list of compliments.”

A die-cut sticker designed to look like a lined notepad page clipped at the top, featuring the word &
BITCH Notepad Sticker | Funny Glitter Vinyl Sticker
BITCH Notepad Sticker | Funny Glitter Vinyl Sticker
BITCH Notepad Sticker | Funny Glitter Vinyl Sticker
BITCH Notepad Sticker | Funny Glitter Vinyl Sticker
BITCH Notepad Sticker | Funny Glitter Vinyl Sticker
Beagle wearing a tie-dye bandana that says "Equal Rights or Bites".

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