Belated Birthday Card

Because pretending you forgot on purpose only goes so far. This belated birthday card keeps it honest, funny, and low-effort in the best way. Perfect for friends who get it and won’t hold a grudge (hopefully).

Message: Happy belated birthday! Sorry it's late (pick an excuse): my in-laws were in town, the dog ate your present, I was abducted by aliens, a pigeon stole my keys, and I was busy dissociating.

This card is blank inside.