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All I Want for Christmas Is the Fall of the Patriarchy Card

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The 1950s nailed the aesthetic, but failed the vibe. This feminist Christmas card wins both. Grandma's ornaments, your opinions.

Pretty enough for any mantel, and not even slightly sorry. Every line, letter, and flourish is original hand-drawn artwork.

 

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Perfect For
Funny feminist Christmas cards for the friends who read every word
Progressive Christmas card packs, so your whole list gets the memo
Political Christmas cards pretty enough for anyone's mantel
Feminist xmas cards for book club, the group chat, and your favorite aunt
Hand-drawn long-needle pine bough hung with three vintage glass ornaments in turquoise, mint, and pink
The pink ornament hangs just before the word "fall," already on its way down
Teal mid-century brush script on crisp white
Materials & Care
5x7 inch
Available asSingle Card5 pack10 pack
Blank Inside
120lb Silk Cover - slight sheen Between a gloss and a matt
White sealable envelope included 5.25x7.25"
Print Technique
Digital printed with inkjet printers
Product Note
Cards are folded intentionally offset to allow a slight overhang so they can be easily opened. The card fold will remain white due to the offset.

Made for You
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.

Shipping & Returns
Shipping
Cards are shipped within 4 business days via USPS. Expect delivery within 12 days from delivery

Returns
You have 7 days after your order is delivered to contact dubious doodles and ask for a return.

All I Want for Christmas Is the Fall of the Patriarchy Card
All I Want for Christmas Is the Fall of the Patriarchy Card
All I Want for Christmas Is the Fall of the Patriarchy Card
All I Want for Christmas Is the Fall of the Patriarchy Card
All I Want for Christmas Is the Fall of the Patriarchy Card
All I Want for Christmas Is the Fall of the Patriarchy Card
All I Want for Christmas Is the Fall of the Patriarchy Card
All I Want for Christmas Is the Fall of the Patriarchy Card
Beagle wearing a tie-dye bandana that says "Equal Rights or Bites".

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