Dead Ass Sticker

Is this sticker cute? Dead ass.

Did I design it myself? Dead ass.

Did my elder millennial ass use it correctly in a sentence? .... maybe?

Listen, I'm not trying to be cool, but when I heard my Gen Alpha son use this term, I had to put it on a sticker. And it had to be pretty. This die cut sticker is 3" with a matte finish. It is professionally printed for durability.