'Tis the Season: Christmas Dinner Card

A funny holiday card for anyone mentally preparing to dodge invasive questions, fake enthusiasm, and survive another awkward family gathering. Perfect for holiday gifting, stuffing stockings, or passive-aggressively dropping in the mail.

Message: 'Tis the damn season to blackout at Christmas dinner.

The card is locally printed in Maryland, so your purchase supports two small businesses!

• Blank inside
• A2 folded card (4.25" x 5.5")
• Includes coordinating envelope