{"product_id":"no-time-for-your-bullshit-colorful-hidden-message-mug","title":"No Time for Your Bullshit, Colorful Hidden Message Mug","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis hidden message mug is the most diplomatic way to communicate your feelings before 9am. Woven into the intricate rows of this embroidery-pattern ceramic mug is a message most people will completely miss: \"I do not have time for your bullshit.\" The colorful stitch-style bands shift from teal through cobalt, violet, and hot pink, making the whole thing look like a craft sampler your grandmother would be proud of. She wouldn’t be. But it looks like she would be.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s a work of textile art until someone leans in. Then it’s a confession. Pick your size and let the stitching do the talking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrefer your profanity in grayscale? \u003ca href=\"\/products\/no-time-for-bullshit-hidden-message-mug-gray\" title=\"No Time for Your Bullshit Colorful Hidden Message Mug\"\u003eMeet the gray version\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dubious Doodles","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":48694887055515,"sku":"100018130487","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":48694887088283,"sku":"100018130490","price":18.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/1975\/4395\/files\/hidden-message-mug-bull-bright-15oz.jpg?v=1784246125","url":"https:\/\/littlebluemarket.com\/products\/no-time-for-your-bullshit-colorful-hidden-message-mug","provider":"Little Blue Market","version":"1.0","type":"link"}