{"product_id":"horrors-persist-but-so-do-the-holidays-card","title":"Horrors Persist But So Do the Holidays card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"128\" data-end=\"545\"\u003eBecause even during a dumpster fire year, the holidays still happen. Our \u003cem data-start=\"201\" data-end=\"241\"\u003eHorrors Persist But So Do the Holidays\u003c\/em\u003e card is the perfect blend of existential dread and festive spirit. Featuring two smiling flaming dumpsters holding hands (yes, seriously), this card says what we’re all thinking—with a wink. Ideal for friends, coworkers, and family members who appreciate dark humor and painfully accurate holiday vibes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"547\" data-end=\"777\"\u003e✔️ Darkly funny holiday card for 2025’s mood\u003cbr data-start=\"591\" data-end=\"594\"\u003e✔️ Illustrated with festive dumpster fires and holiday lights\u003cbr data-start=\"655\" data-end=\"658\"\u003e✔️ Blank inside for your own bleakly hopeful message\u003cbr data-start=\"710\" data-end=\"713\"\u003e✔️ Includes kraft envelope and packaged in a protective cellophane sleeve\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"779\" data-end=\"859\"\u003eBecause if we’re going down, we’re going down together—with glitter and garland.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"133\" data-end=\"431\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e- Folded size of 4.25 x 5.5 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cimg style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- Blank inside\u003cbr\u003e- Comes with an A2 kraft envelope\u003cbr\u003e- Packaged in a cello sleeve\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e**Please note, color of actual card may vary slightly due to the settings of the device you are viewing the listing on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCopyright - MangoIllustrated, Katie Valentine\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mango Illustrated","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48846211023003,"sku":"GC161","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/1975\/4395\/files\/horrors-persist-but-so-do-the-holidays-card-mangoillustrated-greeting-cards-8593926.jpg?v=1782407211","url":"https:\/\/littlebluemarket.com\/products\/horrors-persist-but-so-do-the-holidays-card","provider":"Little Blue Market","version":"1.0","type":"link"}