{"product_id":"horrors-persist-birthday-card-1","title":"Horrors Persist birthday card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"127\" data-end=\"533\"\u003eA birthday card that says it how it is — because the horrors persist, and so does getting older. This funny birthday card is perfect for friends, siblings, or anyone who embraces a little dark humor with their celebrations. Featuring an illustrated flaming dumpster with a deadpan expression, it’s the ideal card for those who love sarcastic wit, meme-inspired designs, and a touch of existential comedy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"535\" data-end=\"863\"\u003ePrinted on high-quality cardstock and paired with a kraft envelope, this card is blank inside so you can personalize it with your own message — whether heartfelt or hilarious. A great choice for those who love ironic humor, or anyone who believes laughter is the best way to handle another trip around the sun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"133\" data-end=\"431\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e- Folded size of 4.25 x 5.5 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cimg style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e- Blank inside\u003cbr\u003e- Comes with an A2 kraft envelope\u003cbr\u003e- Packaged in a cello sleeve\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e**Please note, color of actual card may vary slightly due to the settings of the device you are viewing the listing on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCopyright - MangoIllustrated, Katie Valentine\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mango Illustrated","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48770220753051,"sku":"GC165","price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/1975\/4395\/files\/horrors-persist-birthday-card-mangoillustrated-greeting-cards-9417821_98c4b80c-eb98-47f5-85fc-c158189718c9.jpg?v=1781483670","url":"https:\/\/littlebluemarket.com\/products\/horrors-persist-birthday-card-1","provider":"Little Blue Market","version":"1.0","type":"link"}