{"product_id":"funny-sarcastic-beginner-hand-embroidery-pattern-fueled-by-caffeine-and-chaos-pdf-download","title":"Funny Sarcastic Beginner Hand Embroidery pattern: Fueled by caffeine and chaos. (PDF download)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Fueled by caffeine and chaos.\" This inspirational quote? Proud declaration? Tongue in cheek admission? This sarcastic meme came across my feed, and I immediately put it on my list to embroider. I love this short, sweet, and sassy phrase because it makes me think of so many people I know and love. Some are coffee lovers, some have adhd, some are just really, really busy parents.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis beginner embroidery pattern is a lighthearted, fun way to declare for yourself or your friends and family. I sewed this pink, purple, and metallic gold floral wreath and black text on pink cotton, but it would be fun on other colored backgrounds. I think it would also be fun art on a tote bag, kitchen towel, tee shirt, or denim jacket.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis PDF pattern is very beginner friendly and satisfying to sew. I provide DMC thread colors plus stitch suggestions, but I encourage you to be creative and personalize with your own!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis download includes\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePDF PATTERN DESIGN:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Black and white printable design for a 4-inch hoop, 5-inch hoop, AND a 6-inch hoop\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- DMC thread colors I used\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Stitches I used\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Full color photos\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlease note: You will need a PDF reader to access this file on your computer. If you do not have one, you can get a free PDF reader here: http:\/\/get.adobe.com\/reader\/\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a digital download only. No physical items will be shipped. For personal use only © 2026 Short and Sweets.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Short and Sweets","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49013645639835,"sku":null,"price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/1975\/4395\/files\/fueled-by-caffeine-and-chaos-beginner-hand-embroidery-pattern-pdf-pattern-yellow.png?v=1784297474","url":"https:\/\/littlebluemarket.com\/products\/funny-sarcastic-beginner-hand-embroidery-pattern-fueled-by-caffeine-and-chaos-pdf-download","provider":"Little Blue Market","version":"1.0","type":"link"}