{"product_id":"funny-adulting-greeting-card","title":"Funny Adulting Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"114\"\u003eAdulthood sounded fun… until the bills, emails, and responsibilities showed up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"116\" data-end=\"375\"\u003eThis hilarious all-occasion card perfectly sums up modern life with the painfully relatable message: \u003cstrong data-start=\"217\" data-end=\"275\"\u003e“This adulting shit is the worst idea we’ve ever had.”\u003c\/strong\u003e Perfect for friends, partners, coworkers, or anyone surviving grown-up life one meltdown at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"377\" data-end=\"540\"\u003eWhether it’s a birthday, breakup recovery, new job sympathy, or just a “we’re in this mess together” moment, this card delivers laughs exactly when they’re needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"542\" data-end=\"628\"\u003eBlank inside so you can add your own heartfelt, sarcastic, or caffeine-fueled message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"630\" data-end=\"938\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"630\" data-end=\"649\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"630\" data-end=\"938\"\u003eFront reads: \u003cem data-start=\"667\" data-end=\"723\"\u003e“this adulting shit is the worst idea we've ever had.”\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"630\" data-end=\"938\"\u003eSize: A2 (5.5\" x 4.25\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"630\" data-end=\"938\"\u003eBlank inside for your message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"630\" data-end=\"938\"\u003ePrinted on heavy textured linen paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"630\" data-end=\"938\"\u003eIncludes kraft envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"630\" data-end=\"938\"\u003ePackaged in protective clear cello sleeve\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"630\" data-end=\"938\"\u003eMade in Ridgefield, Washington\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause adulthood definitely needed better marketing.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Romantique Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49499357675675,"sku":"INK197","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/1975\/4395\/files\/6a5571f18e30c0cd518590b1574e128fdd407a938b04fc112b43c50d47898630.jpg?v=1789159263","url":"https:\/\/littlebluemarket.com\/products\/funny-adulting-greeting-card","provider":"Little Blue Market","version":"1.0","type":"link"}