{"product_id":"fathers-day-promise-card","title":"Father's Day Promise Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis snarky Father’s Day card comes with built-in checkboxes for all the things you promise not to do—for one whole day. No making fun of his dad jokes. No asking for money. No judging his questionable fashion or \"tech skills.\" \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMessage: Happy Father's Day! I promise not to:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMake fun of your dad jokes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInterrupt your nap.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCall you out for your 'tech' difficulties.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAsk you for money.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJudge your questionable fashion.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComplain about the TV\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe card is locally printed in Maryland, so your purchase supports two small businesses!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA2 folded card (4.25\" x 5.5\")\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIncludes coordinating envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"SHEWOLF Designs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49490958549147,"sku":"GC-FD-02","price":5.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0755\/1975\/4395\/files\/16_1efd8ef2-32b3-4880-9b48-5bd3d3ef0ba1.png?v=1789056995","url":"https:\/\/littlebluemarket.com\/products\/fathers-day-promise-card","provider":"Little Blue Market","version":"1.0","type":"link"}